CHRISTIAN PICK-UP LINES

• Nice Bible.
• I would like to pray with you.
• You know Jesus? Me, too!
• God told me to come talk to you.
• I know a church where we could go and talk.
• How about a hug, sister?
• Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
• Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug.
• Oh, you're cold? Ecclesiastes 4:11 says "Furthermore, if two lie down together they keep warm, but how can one be warm alone?".
• Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
• What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
• I am here for you.
• The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry". How about dinner?
• You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
• Do you want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
• Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date?
• Do you believe in Divine appointment?
• Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
• Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• My friend told me to come and meet you. He said that you're a really nice person. I think you know Him: Jesus?
• You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
• Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.