Every year, the Star Phoenix gives people the opportunity to publish "Love Lines" messages to their sweetheart on Valentine's Day. There were no messages for me again this year, but there was one that I particularly liked:

To Marsha:
Roses are red, Violets are purple
You're as sweet, As maple surple
Love John

Eat your hearts out - Michelle, Jackie,
Adrienne, Dorothy, June, Shantal,
Cindy Molly, Diane, Roxanna, Karen,
Debbie, Heather, Bev, Eileen, Vivian,
Marie, Vicky, Joann, Leanne, and Rita


For anyone who didn't have a good Valentine's Day this year, Jim Carrey was on The Tonight Show last night to promote his new movie The Number 23.

02 + 14 + 07 = 23