Today I heard this parody of Green Day's song, "American Idiot" by Weird Al Yankovic:

Canadian Idiot

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot!
Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frost-bitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!

They all live on doughnuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat!
Never even bring their guns to the mall!
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money!
Can't take 'em seriously at all!

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export!
They treat curling just like it's a real sport!
They think their silly accent is so cute!
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot!

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they got Celine Dion!
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over Saskatchewan!

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot!
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius!
See the map; they're hovering right over us!
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous!

Always hear the same kind of story!
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry!
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something!
So, quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike!