My pastor always tells jokes on Easter Sunday. He says this is an Eastern Orthodox tradition, stemming from the fact that Jesus played the ultimate joke on the Devil by rising from the dead.

Also, he really likes telling jokes.

(My pastor, not Jesus.)

Peter was talking with Joseph of Arimathea and said to him, "Joseph, it sure was nice of you to lend your tomb to Jesus to be buried in".

Joseph replied, "That's okay. He only needed it for the weekend anyway".


A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?".

The lady replied, "Yes".

"I'm westing".