I came across a rare gem on EBay today ...

The 357 Magnum Hair Dryer!

It gives all new meaning to the phrase,
"I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!"

Pull the hammer to the desired heat setting,
squeeze the trigger, and "fire away" ... so to speak.

Okay ... one more ... and I'm done.

It's listed for $99.00, so the seller is sure to make a killing.